|This is what order in the universe looks like|
Ah, life as it should be. Note the pale green halo exuded by this glorious concoction of sodium tallowate, sodium cocoate, and/or sodium palm kernelate! Note also that Elizabeth's Dove Bar is noticeably worse for the wear. It's definitely approaching the critically massless threshold.
And since I was in the shower with a camera and soap, here's a bonus photo . . .
Don't be afraid to scroll down . . .
|I'm ready for my endorsement deal, Colgate-Palmolive Co.|
What did you think it would be?!