The Open Door - Second Postscript

I've received a number of emails and messages wanting to know I if I ever did get that new bar of Irish Spring into the shower.  Well, perhaps this will allow all you worriers out there to rest a little easier tonight:

This is what order in the universe looks like

Ah, life as it should be.  Note the pale green halo exuded by this glorious concoction of sodium tallowate, sodium cocoate, and/or sodium palm kernelate!  Note also that Elizabeth's Dove Bar is noticeably worse for the wear.  It's definitely approaching the critically massless threshold.


And since I was in the shower with a camera and soap, here's a bonus photo . . . 
























Don't be afraid to scroll down . . .

I'm ready for my endorsement deal, Colgate-Palmolive Co.

What did you think it would be?!